Restore the Wi-Fi, oh Lord
Let the router provide optimal speeds
I have been cut off from your people
My phone and my laptop fail me
There are no Words With Friends
Facebook has been hidden from me
I cannot connect with those around me
They accuse me of ignoring messages
They write slanderous things on my wall
My twitter name will be no more
You have allowed this, my Lord.
Forcing me to rely of public Wi-Fi
Or worse, face to face communication
Have I been deleted from your list of friends?
I trust you, for I know how great you are.
In the days of old, of dial-up modems
You brought all of America online
Through you, bandwidth has multiplied
Why do the wicked connect to Netflix
While I watch network TV?
By your mighty hand, make
the U-Verse tremble before you.
Restore my connection, oh Lord.
And I will tweet your praises.
The world will share and know you are Good
I will make a joyful meme.
I post your praises forever.